I don’t understand football players who dive onto the ground and act as if they have been hurt when they haven’t even been touched.  It’s the worst form of cheating.  Not only that, but I don’t understand the concept of men who proudly display signs of being such babies who are so easily hurt.  Even I, upon being physically hurt in front of others will hide my pain because I feel a bit on show about the whole thing and I’d rather everyone just forgot about it.  I watch Rugby and I see the blows those men take without a wince… and then I watch football and I see no contact even being made and footballers diving down to the ground rolling around a million times holding their heads and crying.   First of all, you haven’t even been touched and you’re cheating.  Second of all if you’re truly that hurt, then surely rolling on the ground a dozen times isn’t really going to be possible.  Every time I turn on a match I wonder how long it will be before drop and roll crocodile tear time starts.  Is there no honor left?  It’s ruining the game.